A few sleeps ago my human Greg took me to a dry place. I miss the wet sky and big trees and fun smells. I think Greg misses it too cuz he said something like “Duck This!” before we left. I like ducks also. Fun to chase.
My best friend Beau lives in this big dry place. He is a puppy like me. We play all the time. We run up the inside hill and find paw covers. We really like the smelly ones and pull on each end. So much fun! Woof!
There is a tree inside but I am not allowed to use it. Sometimes Beau and I will nibble it a bit when Greg is not looking.
He is not looking now as I make these words. I want to show Beau how to get tasty food. Greg only gives me dry food.
OK. Here is the secret. It works for me in outside places and maybe it will work for him in big dry places.
Use your puppy cuteness.
The humans behind me were burning something that had good smells. I jumped up on the flat thing and tried to look cute.
After a little bit they walked over with the good smells. I stood up and wagged my tail. Humans like it when puppies wag their tails.
Be polite.
Humans like it when you shake their paw. I don’t know why, but they will keep bringing good smells for you to eat.
Enjoy the treat!
Finally…oops…gotta go. I hear Greg coming back.
Merry Indoor Tree Day! I might use it tonight.
Woof!
